kamenLady.

Jon, in his 80s, falls down the stairs and breaks both his legs.

Garfield: I’m Sorry, Jon.

Best thing is, you open the Box and he’s doing neither.

The radio is obviously for updating jellyfin. All’s good.

Also good advice‽

Fair point!

This meme needs the faces exposed for the full effect

Took me a second to realize these are also some kind of style of these bedsheets

Heh, Anthony Scaramucci is back

Married with children is another example. Would love to do a rewatch, but after a few episodes it’s a little too much.

Even more, because the show aired around the time, where they started testing different kinds of audience laughter. Like putting the random guy that keeps on laughing, goes uh uh uh or is extra loud and whistles.

Edit: to be fair, iirc most jokes Al Bundy makes DO work well with audience laughter, because he’s like telling the joke directly to the audience.

Pssst

got something for ya:

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They could be Ms. Understood.

I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.

No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.

No wait…

I saw like 5 planes in the sky today. At the same time. They were clearly all in different heights, but even so, i think it’s a lot.

I used to love traveling by plane, but Boeing destroyed that…

Also, the 2 Astronauts are still on the space station. Let that massive Boeing fuck up sink in.

Sorry for the distraction.

Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.

Everyone should get a free space visit, like Captain Kirk. See the planet surrounded by the void of space. They wouldn’t take being able to live on this planet for granted anymore.

Shit, i think i still have too much faith in mankind.

Probably only a few would see it that way.

Yeah, I’m sure that, without training, trying to do something like that on purpose, is bound to have you fail spectacularly.

In my case, i would probably jump too soon, before the door opens.

Nowadays with mobile phones it’s even worse. I see people walking around with their undivided attention on what they are doing on the phone. Other people usually walk around them.

Once i had a bike accident. The car was parked and the driver opened the door milliseconds before i drove by.

The bike smashed into his door and i went flying onto the other lane, where luckily no cars were driving at the time.

The movie like thing was that i landed rolling a few times and ended up on my feet without any injury or whatsoever. The bike was trashed, as was the car’s door. The driver was also pretty shocked about what happened. I was just wondering why nothing happened to me.

Ok, i was young ( 26 ) and I’m sure my body wouldn’t be so lucky nowadays.

And always smoke Weed, just in case.

I love fries & cocktail sauce on my shawarma sandwich.