Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

We had Lace Bouquet:

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

MAGA right now

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!

If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:

I’m sorry to be pedantic

No you’re not.

is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.