For now…

Fair

Correction, about 20-25 precent are. He’s only got 71 million votes so far in a county of over 300 million. Half are just too lazy to fucking do anything about it, even turn out to vote.

No yiffs, glans, or butts.

… i just myself really uncomfortable for a pun.

digging into wallet … Wait! … who’s butt? Yours or mine? … eh shrug … continues digging into wallet

Slutty slutty Blizzard

My father in law owns fireworks stores, so instead of the thumbs up emoji. He sends the fireworks emoji.

Me: Hey, I dropped off some papers on your counter and brought in a package from your porch.

Father-in-law: 🎇

You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries’ foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!

Nice self own.

One is forward/play, the other is rewind. DON’T push rewind.

“When I hear her talk, I just scratch my head and think this is what DEI is really about. It clearly is. She checks all the boxes. She’ll say she’s of Indian descent one day, then she’ll say she’s of Black descent. It’s just box-checking.”

Bro has never heard of multi-racial people? I guess it kind of makes sense when you still live by the “one drop of blood” rule like it’s 1816. You’re either white or you’re wrong to this dumb mother fucker.

“Months?” With any luck, it’ll be years.

Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of others that I would prefer and that I think would stand a better chance of winning… but I’m not in a position to be picky at this time.

Yes… unfortunately. Still does not work.

I paid for this uncomfortable hotel mattress, and I’m going to damn well use the fucking thing!

We have different vacation philosophies. Mornings are nebulous unplanned times for everyone to do what they want like sleeping in, relaxing by the pool, getting brunch at a nice place, and light sight seeing. I usually don’t have scheduled goals/events for the day until afternoons and evenings while on vacation. I can’t enjoy being somewhere new if I’m too burnt out and exhausted to participate and experience it properly.

In this thread: User ThuleanPerspective apparently losing their fucking minds and then having their entire account comment history removed. I’ve never been so intrigued to know what crazy nonsense this person posts.

Update: Looked closer at their history. Managed to comment in dozens of threads per minute. Likely a bot that got removed. That’s more boring than I’d hoped.

Driving long distances to places you had never been before usually involved books of maps, pre-planning, a navigator, and help from strangers.

If everyone covered themselves in lithium ion batteries, gun fights in movies would get way more spectacular.

flesh wound “I’m alright!” burst into flames