exploit the hell out of their labor

The word you are looking for is “slavery”.

Anything can be an airport if you are suicidal rich enough.

It found almost half the jets travelled less than 500km and 900,000 were used “like taxis” for trips of less than 50km.

Less than 50 kilometres. With a jet. Let that level of misanthropic assholery sink in.

Toilet paper? Is the 5 monies for a single roll or for a complete pack?

But the bonuses for management were impressive!

And the stakeholders were very satisfied, too.

Agree. The dog doesn’t care for the destination anyways.

Übermorgen, the german word for overmorrow, is in abundant use in Germany. It’s far from obsolete or obscure over here.

My knees are in this comment and they don’t like it.

You are very right in every aspect of this. It’s a poison, and it kills hundreds of thousands every year.

Germans think it’s funny.

Das genügt.

Nope. Whole plane smelled ugly. Old enough to remember and despise.

I’m currently trying an EMS-/TENS-device for getting back to sleep in the very early morning hours (the manual gave advice where to place the electrodes to support sleep). Worked surprisingly well the first nights, got back to sleep within 20 minutes and slept till alarm time (and was able to remember my dreams which is a nice extra of good sleeping).

Don’t know if this is some sort of placebo effect - and honestly wouldn’t care as long as I get to sleep longer.

Works.

Is there a connection between your lifestyle and the CH? Did one of these cause the other, in whichever sequence?

In fact the whole world is wondering why the US doesn’t have free healthcare.

It’s a no brainer.

Oh you sweet summer child… It’s not an attack when the Führer commands it.

That’s called tattoos.