I see this as an absolute success

Little did they know that it was that one time I farted too hard

Personally I’m always like the left panel

My bugs will outlive me

Is it the language’s fault that you want to solve complex problems?

Well I don’t speak parseltongue

Those are the same pictures

A new job to you is an old job to others. You’re just facing others’ tech debt now.

ya man fuck those losers

I’d pay a bit of it off: Good job bro I appreciate your hard work

I have a feeling that you have to do better than “implying” you know something to land a job

Suggesting examples are not the same as explaining and therefore the interviewee will not be hired and therefore it is not a deadlock

If they procreate on the cost of our lives then they are pretty evil (to us). I don’t see how being animals have anything to do with this. Humans are animals too.

Natural things can be evil too. Source: My cat

Is it? Aliens are evil for no real reasons (doesn’t need one) and they are cool as fuck. Was there a reason for Venom to be evil at the beginning?

That’s so lame why can’t we have some good old evil villains

And both lives end when you need to read some legacy VBA code base

What’s this fancy shit? I need to mstsc into the Windows desktop and ctrl+c & ctrl+v a zip for IIS web deploy

I don’t think that’s how the where clause works

This. To avoid the “master” branch on our git to be associated with “slave” I now name new branches “bitch”