Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Who’s there?

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

Data

That’s German and means “the toe”

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

“Words for granted” podcast

This was the case in the German copy called schuelerVZ back in the days. You could deactivate it than you didn’t see who was on yours and people still saw that someone was there

I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …

That’s the American Dream and it’s called dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

T I M E S S E N N I U G

You got it wrong. Violence against the political class is never ok, at least according to the political class

That’s ageism

Tbf: it’s a long year, a leap year to be precise

I say Z. Everything else is just wrong

That’s how long it usually takes since usually it’s played with about 200 players