Lvxferre [he/him]

I have two chimps within, Laziness and Hyperactivity. They smoke cigs, drink yerba, fling shit at each other, and devour the face of anyone who gets close to either.

They also devour my dreams.

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Cake day: January 12th, 2024

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  • Numbers are all made up stuff, and they’re all the same. Here, lemme prove it; let a=b, and…

    a² = ab             // multiplying both sides by "a"
    2a² = a²+ab         // adding a² to both sides
    2a²-2ab = a²-ab     // subtracting 2ab from both sides
    2(a²-ab) = 1(a²-ab) // isolating (a²-ab)
    2 = 1               // dividing both sides by (a²-ab)
    

    From there you can prove any number is any number. 36=36 or 36=8 or 36=π.

    the trick

    If a=b, you can’t divide both sides by (a²-ab), because it’s a division by zero.



  • It’s like one of my cats. When she’s doing something silly, and I grab the phone to take her pic, all I get is a picture of her butt. Because to observe something you need to interact with it, and when I interact with her she collapses into the “I wants buttslaps!” state.

    And before I watch it, she’s in a superposition of states. Much like Schrödinger’s cat. However her states aren’t dead vs. alive; they’re “sleeping”, “licking her own buttocks”, and “ruining my Christmas decoration”.








  • I get your reasoning, but personally I never interpreted it as a transaction fee. It’s more like a token of good will; I do something similar when I find friends in a bar, too.

    The main gender problematic I see is:

    1. If a woman approaches a man with a drink, society immediately labels both sides as bad.
    2. In some cases she’d be better off approaching a bear, but she won’t know it until it’s too late.

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyztoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon asks out a girl
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    I’ve seen it plenty, plenty times. Because I was looking for it. That was my “plan A” strategy when I still bothered dating; it works great as long as you know to be assertive without being pushy. (Some people want to be left alone, some only want to chitchat, both things are fine and you should respect that.)

    My “plan B” was relying on connections, but that relies on luck. For example:

    • you go to the bar with A
    • A is acquainted with B, who’s drinking with C
    • You say “hey, what if we all drink together?”

    Then you have some room to at least know B and/or C better. And potentially ask one of them out.

    Odds are my “plan B” is not viable for Anon, though - does he even have friends to go to the bar with?


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    Asking her out would be fine; the problem, as I already explained, is how. However I do agree with you that her answer was over the top, a simple “No.” would be the best.

    Whole thing is no issue.

    It was clearly an issue to the Anon, check the last paragraph.

    If you are gonna randomly strike up conversations you will get cooked sometimes.

    He wasn’t just striking up a conversation.


    Additionally (and that’s neither side’s fault), mob mentality is a plague. She was in a group of four people; people typically behave worse in groups than alone.


  • What he says boils down to “I was eavesdropping your conversation, and I assume you’re desperate. You might as well lower your standards — date someone random you have no connections with, like me.” It’s bad; not bad enough to deserve that rude reply, but still bad.

    A better approach would be to try to pick up a woman who’s alone, offer her a drink*, chitchat a bit, and then ask her for a date. With no references to what she said to other people. Creating some connection between him and her, before he asks her out.

    *always ask the bar workers to bring it. Don’t bring it yourself.







  • I’m not sure if gold would be a good fit for the Fediverse forums. As problematic as the voting system is, tying visibility to popularity is less worse than tying it to money spent.

    Instead I think the current approach (donations) should be improved. I expect the same type of people who’d buy gold to finance their instances to be OK with donations, as long as they know it’ll be well used.