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Irony

like Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia being the fear of long words

isn’t there like no mention of hell at all?

Shrek on VHS

I will not elaborate

Bombing runs through a tunnel in BF2 set to this

You did NOT walk through the dam on my watch. Wish I ever published or saved that video.

I have a very specific theory on how to catch him that I would put money on … after they catch him

you could make a religion out of this

RTO is no joke Murphy

Remember kids, a protest without threat of escalation is no protest at all.

Learn to engrave brass.

Collect physical media. it’s pushing back against having a subscription for fucking everything, it’s a fun little treasure hunt that gets you out of the house, and it requires zero skill because it’s just shopping. Be warned local thrift shops will know you by name or as that guy who always asks about the video tapes (or whatever media you most want to find)

meat might be expensive but it’s 100% bioavailable so you don’t need nearly as much

if the government says it then it must be true

Back in the 90s

I wish I could remember what my motivation for it was but it was certainly the most beneficial thing I’d ever done, until I found out about “un-making” your bed. If you’re not changing your sheets every day, and let’s be real no ones got time for that, it is more beneficial to pull your sheets off and let them air out for the day.

But goddamn that video might make me want to change my mind again.

I’m still fat by these rules … damn

Bidet hits all of those things

something, something, Federation …

investment kinda goes without saying when it comes to television. The view from halfway down is probably the best single episode of television ever produced but if you’ve never seen any other episode of Bojack it’s … a bunch of talking animals?

But yeah B5 is up there for me too, for sure.

Congrats, That last season is the best season of television.

Not the best season of Trek, the best season of any show.

cooking isn’t the same as roasting.

jeez

I wanna say Freaks and Geeks but I also think it has the perfect ending and literally no show runner would be brave enough to do it on purpose.