Explanation is the death of comedy.
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As Cards Against Humanity would say,
The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
8·2 months agoThey aren’t beholden to Wall Street thus don’t have the artificial Sharks Keep Moving mentality that is the animating force to most enshittification spirals.
God knows what wierd chemicals they are marinating in, and most of them are busy amassing private armies and creating microstates while working to erode the checks that currently limit their ability to essentially act as actual sovereign citizen, so it wouldn’t exactly be very calorically rewarding compared to the effort, but…
NEXT!
Obvious conservative plant question. Collective action itself is the iron fist with which I rule, thus a Union would be redundant.
NEXT!
Same answer to both questions: fash bashin’
NEXT!
That’s a joke for radio. NEXT!
I’ve been waiting for the ideal time to unmask myself, and now seems as good a time as any.
It is I. I am the president and CEO of Antifa, and I rule with an iron fist.
I’ll take your questions now.
Yeah I figured as much. I’m viewing this on sync for android.
Weird, spoiler tag didn’t work for me.
38·2 months agoTrump and co are spreading the lie that Haitan refugees in Springfield Ohio are stealing family pets and eating them.
Just as an aside, the GOP Twitter posted an AI generated image of a cat and a goose looking scared with a caption like “protect our cats and ducks” and cats I get, sure, but I’m supposed to believe eating duck is somehow crazy?
Duck? Of L’orange fame?
Insanely, if he were capable of forming and articulating coherent thoughts, he could have actually landed an attack that would have turned off some swing voters, but he was basically frothing with impotent rage by that point.
Relevant survey response:
“14. As President will you use your executive authority to ensure that transgender and non- binary people who rely on the state for medical care — including those in prison and immigration detention — will have access to comprehensive treatment associated with gender transition, including all necessary surgical care? If yes, how will you do so? Yes X No ⬜ Explanation (no more than 500 words): It is important that transgender individuals who rely on the state for care receive the treatment they need, which includes access to treatment associated with gender transition. That’s why, as Attorney General, I pushed the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation to provide gender transition surgery to state inmates. I support policies ensuring that federal prisoners and detainees are able to obtain medically necessary care for gender transition, including surgical care, while incarcerated or detained. Transition treatment is a medical necessity, and I will direct all federal agencies responsible for providing essential medical care to deliver transition treatment.”
Only losers blame the ref.
4·2 months agoThis is the main thing I come up with because curiosity is the one thing that keeps ignorance from being a temporary state.
That may be the single most intuitive, and intuitively useful, app I have used in years.
Wow, instant default install.
5·3 months agoI’m not sure clicking that link helped me understand this frankly bonkers photo any better.
This is not a great take. This isn’t about reaching out to MAGA voters, it’s about reaching out to independents. Fox exposure would not have been great anyway.
Go off on sticking to your principles and ridiculing anyone that took longer than you to see the light (you are so smart you probably always had the political views you have), but I am keen to win this election and preserve democracy, which means a big tent with no minimal gatekeeping.
Clarity is peak for me, but Bleed American is an amazing accomplishment
Beatles answer: Revolver
Non-Beatles answer: Sunny Day Real Estate - the pink album
If Lemmy is social media, then Lemmy is my only social media app. I have Mastadon installed but I never use it.
I think it has been a decade since I used Facebook or Twitter and I never tried any of the later generation of networks like Snap or TikTok.