Yes officer, this right here.

Not headless last I tried, unless that changed recently.

$120 for three lines with unlimited 5G internet + calls/texts (slower speeds after 50GB but still pretty fast). Also free roaming and calls/texts/internet while in Canada and Mexico.

Definitely not the best, but also not the worst.

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Three-fity

Not sure why either, but life goes on ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Moe 90th of your name. Meet the new and improved Moe 93rd of his name, king of the Andals and the First Men.