We’re pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?
We’re pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?
This is pretty close to the way that cocktails were invented, so 🤷🏽♂️
The closer I get to that “old chef” icon myself, the more I come to realize that the majority of it is projected onto the concept from the surrounding culture… (I blame that very thing for contributing in large part to the robbing us all of Bourdain, in fact. 🙇🏽♂️💔)
TBF, not only would that same Italian person you envision also die every time a “pizza” is made, (IRL, they’re far hardier as a people) but I personally reached a similar point in my impression of “proper” sushi. 🤷🏽♂️ For decades now, I’ve looked down on cream cheese, et al, used as ingredients in rolls of all kinds. That eventually evolved into other disdainful opinions on adjacent foods’ contents, but I’ve fairly recently discovered a simple fact: in its culture of origin, sushi is known to on occasion include ice cream as an ingredient.
Therefore? Such quixotic prescriptionism is worse than useless: it restricts access to experiences based on fabricated and imaginary rules (or, face the piercing judgment of… actually no one at all).
Fuck what “people” say. Engage with your wife’s view, and maybe even join her in exploring what other curious ways one can enjoy weird shit. 🫀🖖🏽
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Sure was the last time we watched live news in school. 😶
Should I ADHDad some more? 🤣
Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽
Bahahaha! That’s awesome! Like a goddamn Punch Wizard, imposing your will on reality through raw grind. Sure, a simple misconception started it all, but that determination, that single-minded focus? Most impressive, young you. 🤘🏽
Anything to distract the population from the real crux of the issue…
The human tongue is one of the first things to form, preceding the brain.
That’s some millennial talk right there.
Back when kale was only used to line their salad bars? Crazy times.
The new one is a labor of love, NGL.
Eh. Still better than Papa Roach. 🤷🏽♂️
You can’t make trashy wind chimes from floppies, though.
Old and badass enough, damn.
But, did they also gather the whole school in the cafeteria to watch, via those same TV carts, the first teacher and mother take off for space — only to have the shuttle explode in real-time? That was an interesting thing to see: hundreds of students looking to their nearest adult and finding emotionally-glitching humans only.
Diddy *