Waistband is the place to put it. Some running shorts come with a waistband pocket, in front is ok but in back is what I prefer. You can also get… A waistband with a pouch is the best way to describe it, just big enough for a phone and keys pretty much and you can put it under your clothes easily

For my birthday I want my friends to throw me a surprise party where I get euthanized

Tree style tabs! Best used with css changes to remove the horizontal tab bar and the side menu header

Deep rock galactic, there’s no way I’m not getting eaten

Something non-sentient please, I was enjoying nonexistence

If you’re a massive overthinking pile of anxiety these are very helpful for stopping yourself

Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me wish it did

It’s what it’s

Yeah, time to filter lemmy.ml. ah well

OwO

I gave up all hope that it’s going to turn out all right, and more or less stopped caring

I first started having suicidal ideation in middle school. Two out the the three coworkers I’m close to are on the same antidepressant as me. It’s been weird watching depression become widespread and talked about over the last decade or so.

Nah, rm’d on shudders Oracle linux

I once deleted an 800 gb log file, does that count

Well then what happens if I kill myself again

I just want somebody I can play strategic (in the looser sense) board games with at a level compatible with me tbh.

Out of curiosity, why does sex need a purpose? Why should it be or not be for anything in particular? What makes it any different from, say, juggling?

Sex work isn’t just prostitution, by the way. It’s anyone making a living off of sexual content. If you’re shooting porn or are a cam girl, you’re a sex worker as well.

Prostitution is problematic in that currently, because it’s an illegal service, it’s largely being performed by people who don’t have a choice in the matter. Human trafficking is a huge problem. If prostitution were legalized and regulated, if the societal “we” changed our collective attitudes towards it, life would improve for a lot of people. I struggle to phrase this next bit in a tactful way. If you’re against improving the lives of so many people because it doesn’t align with your view of sex should be for, that’s pretty shitty of you. Not saying that’s the case, I don’t live inside your head, but that’s how I see it.

What people don’t realize is that the extinction of humanity has already begun. The population is going to start plummeting as the rate of people not having children accelerates and the elderly start dying off. As climate change worsens, food production is going to procedurally decrease, and as the workforce shrinks logistics will fail. There will be widespread famine, people are going to be priced out of being able to eat. There will be violence over this, but the damage is done–no amount of revolution will be enough to restore the production and transportation of food to high enough levels to feed everyone. As more and more people die off, the problem will only accelerate. “Oh rich people will survive”, people say. Sure, but for how long? With a global failure of logistics and communication, it’s not like your money would really be able to buy much, if you can even access your wealth. Humanity is fucked, enjoy life while you can now. If you can.

I do what I can, reduce consumption and minimize waste, but it’s not like it’ll matter. It’s still worth it to try, though. It’s like a heroic last stand, just on a much much much slower and less glorious scale.

He’s still sharp, and there’s literally no one I trust more to do the job tbh.

Can’t have america without political dynasties