Ah, kph/“kills per hour”. My favorite American unit of speed.

I don’t recall the full episode but a few things stood out.

• it would be cold as hel, so properly strapping a lifevest around some flotsam seems iffy
• isn’t saltwater more buoyant or is that old fishwife’s tale? Also idk if that test body of water is salty.

It’s unpossible, is what it is.

Which “we” are you?

Competetive outland digger

How do you have the name of a “rotund Native American woman” just hot in the holster?

Wow, this is my one of my least favorite reincarnation isekai yet

I think that’s only because you had more time to accumulate 90s memoribilia. If they had siblings born earlier, they would have been born into 90s hand-me-downs, molded by it.

I mean what parent would buy a tamagotchi when it was culturally relevant for a 3 year old unless they were swimming in cash. But they’d buy one for an 8 yo and the 3 yo would grow up with it.

You didn’t gain self-awareness until after the age of SEVEN?! What the actual hell? Are you ok?