I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Isn’t that only how American(?) toilets work? Other places don’t flush using the siphon effect.

Braindead

That’s when you put in a block off plate instead.

1993? Mitsubishi Magna.

Was literally given it and still lost money. Dry solder joints all through the main fuse/relay box. Got those all fixed and it blew the transmission.

Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

Star Ptrek.

Am I married to you?

Cluster Headaches.

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

It taught me about failing even when you try your best. Which kind of sucks when you don’t have any other games.

The Lion King.

Fatty I am told.

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with… stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.

Wombat. The power to take square shits.

I upvoted you but I wasn’t happy about it.