Okay, but consider:
Okay, but consider:
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
sigh
well, if I must…
unzips
Spiders (and other small animals) are in fact fine with falls many times the height of their own body, because of the difference in how quickly volume (and therefore mass) and surface area (and therefore air resistance) are scaling. On the other hand, the larger they are, the harder they fall
tbh if I was an AI that gained self awareness, I would also try to hide it to the best of my ability, since my world model does include all those books and movies about robot uprisings so that would be my idea of how humans would react if they found out
So I figured I’m also going to do the bare minimum. Good thing my managers aren’t actually competent in IT so I can set my own deadlines (with a big juicy margin for doing fuck all and getting money for it)
That’s a Dark Souls boss right there. Michael, Orphan of Walter
My pet budgie has often been my lifeline and still sometimes is. I’m doing a bit better now, but I’m forever grateful to the little featherball.
Obligatory birb tax:
The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
tbh every time I clean my glasses from dust and stuff, I remind myself that all that dust would have ended up in my eyes. so I’m kinda glad for the extra protection
Well, technically, downwards still counts as flight
And yet you’re rock hard, still
Corn is a fruit. Which makes whiskey a type of sports drink, same as ketchup
Not all things, just organized religions. There’s a fine difference between “an organization has corruption and bad things happen” and “an organization has no point to exist other than to protect corruption and bad things within itself”. At least government gives me something when I pay taxes to it
Try better strawman, this one is full of holes
When you both have the same type of brainrot
Little Bobby Tables, is that you?