This looks like the work of Dudolf, but I can’t find it there.

A very idea from a very mind! You’re very.

Literally shitposting

I’d say you loose weight. Imagine opening a bottle of Coke, the gas comes out, and the whole surrounding is covered in Coke sprinkles. I suspect the same happens when you fart. Your scale may have high precision, but your farts don’t.