Haha. I’m sure the police knew. He had been arrested a few times for climbing bridges and construction sites around the city. Then get dropped home right by a massive pine tree with a cone on top.

My friend used to climb massive pine trees late at night in a park across his street, and place traffic cones on top. No one knew who was doing it or why. Many people thought it was the local council marking the trees to be cut down which upset residents. He started noticing police regularly patrolling the area, but he kept doing it and never got caught. It made the local paper, explaining how much confusion and disruption it was causing the police and local council. He hung the article on his wall.

Went on to become a stuntman https://imdb.com/name/nm3068647/

You make me feel old for realising people younger than me have not ever realised this. But it makes sense now I type it… out loud(?)

Back in my day the Steam UI was army green and you’d use it to play all the LAN games your mate had by copying their entire Steam folder over to yours a couple hours before the LAN started. And that was it. That was the “install”. You had Steam and all the HL mods like DoD and CS. Primed and ready to get noise complaints from the neighbours.

Since blocking .ml, I’ve not accidentally contributed to things there. As a result, I haven’t had any hate in my inbox since. Just nice, respectful interactions and discussions.

Same goes for people that think escalators and travelators are rides. If you want to stand there, on the slowest dumbest ride ever, and this is way cooler than getting to where you want to go quicker, move over and keep the overtaking lane open.

And “almond milk is almond juice”

I like it. It’s premise is accepting things beyond your control, allowing someone to stoically move forward rather than dwell in anxiety and disbelief.

Ah, I see. We should just pass all bots through you for approval first.

Sorry, everyone else. I know some of you liked that bot, but wazoobonkerbrain doesn’t, so it’s switched off due to “popularity reasons”. If you want to experience open internet, you’ll have to find somewhere else.

Ha, I have a friend called Rani

Above the bum

Carry a journal around and write the ideas that come into your head. When you can, write them down fully, elaborately. Just write it all out of your head and worry about tidying it up for a blog after. The important thing is to write and let it all flow out until you’re done.

Another week, another demand for ceasefire.

The rhetoric needs to switch to “Superpowers continue to fail at any influence over ceasefire.”

Knew it! Vegans aren’t human!

Various “extreme” sports

I’m in the mountains, so just a waterproof down jacket. A 15C day can drop to 2C in a couple hours after sunset, or if bad weather rolls in.

When I live in cities, I hang headphones around my neck, otherwise just the usual keys and phone.

Rain doesn’t bother me and I don’t find it hard to be resourceful when needed. I hate carrying stuff around with me so just don’t.

Oh, well I should clarify that it’s not actually big, but it is skinny.

I guarantee you that there are things you think are for real that aren’t. So to disregard shared values for sake of a specific one of these things is…interesting. May your ex’s continue with their good fortune.

I hooked up with someone at a party and they told my sister I have a big dick, loudly, in a room full of people that know me.

Haha. I think my bone density is fine, I just ask a lot more of them than normal…

Bones: “This could break us.”

Brain: “Yeah, “could” but won’t. I got you.”

collective being does a thing that will be amazing or moronic depending on outcome in the next few seconds

I’ve broken a lot of bones.

Get him stuff that helps the family so he doesn’t feel useless and guilty. That’s number 1. It’s awful to feel like a burden to everyone, and that doesn’t go away no matter what is said to you.

Second, stretch bands to put around limbs and pull. It feels amazing. You don’t realise how little you move and how little muscle you use while subconsciously “nursing” a broken bone.

Something insanely complex that involves both arms to use or solve. It’s just funny as shit. But also, I swear I recover faster.