Typical Mac user.

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

I love Facebook math.

The AI ate my homework.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Jesus saves, Satan invests.

You’re the real MVB

Just suckers, like an octopus.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire