This isn’t new. If you’re using a company-device, they can read everything you do on it. This has been true for many years. Clickbait headline.

Don’t use your company computer / phone / email / whatever to say anything you wouldn’t want your boss / HR / other to read.

The best part is how in the end-stages of capitalism, everything keeps getting worse for consumers. While prices go up, even. It’s awesome. /s

But don’t worry. That asshole who played Blossom and Amy Farafowler is a zionist shithead and will make enough noise to drown out all these “anti-Semites.” Imagine treating people as deserving human rights, amiright? /s

If this is real, he’s lost all street cred.

If they just made up a bunch of accusations with paltry evidence to prove it, the scandal would make headlines. “iPhone maker found to be full of shit in court!” is clickworthy gold. I don’t think your stance is very strong. Every entity tries to spin things in their favor, but you make it sound like they’d bring an empty case and they very much would not. No one starts a lawsuit they don’t think they can win unless they’re someone with no credibility and endless money like Elon Musk (see lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI) or oil companies going after environmental lawyers.

Lemme help you spice things up: Wait until you’re passing by a guy who’s super clean cut and wearing business attire. As you go by, yell: “Get a haircut, hippy!” It’s funny every time.

Perl programmers will be like gods in this new world.

I hate to tell you this, but the mullets were very real. It was a dark time and we’re all glad it’s in the past.

I’m impressed by their operational efficiency. Here they are, making it happen 365 days per year. Someone deserves a raise.

Recently had a meeting where the organizer was summing up that we were done when someone brought in an off-topic thing that got people joking around about nothing. At the first lull, I said, “Ok, so I guess if that’s it, everyone have a good weekend.” That worked and everyone started signing off. I hate that I have to jump in to make things end, but at least it worked.

I ripped 298 Blu-Rays and a smaller number of DVDs with MakeMKV. Twice because I lost the whole collection due to my own bs the first time (make sure you have excellent backups, folks). I would not go through the process a third time, but that has nothing to do with the software.

I’m sure it’s in the terms and conditions, hence uploaders have no recourse. If not, it’s surely a violation of copyright, at least in the USA where copyright is automatically granted when a work is created.

One solution would be for people to stop uploading to Google platforms until this practice is halted and made opt-in, but that won’t happen. Too many people depend on YT to survive. And lots more desperately want to make it big there.

I feel pretty comfortable asking questions IRL because over many years I’ve had two friends who are openly Trans. But I want to show some support for the community, so here we go:

A train leaves the station at 9pm… 😆

Love and Respect.

I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate’s closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.

Yes. It’s one of the checkmarks in the don’t-have-kids column.

I was speaking about a hypothetical third person, but you misread it and made it as though I was making these decisions. I don’t have children and make no decisions about diaper bags. And ye, I’m hyper different from assholes who wear camo, drive trucks, or buy black rifle coffee. Fuck every one of them.

Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn’t read like that to me at all.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/conservative@lemmy.world

No, really. Click through.

This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won’t pay if they can’t catch you but you also can’t go easy on them if they’re a slow fuck who can’t catch you otherwise or you won’t get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.

My old bank branch had thirteen teller stations and two tellers since at least 2018.