We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Where are the cavemen?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Does anyone really know what time it is?

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

No person who makes random Simpsons references? Gee, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

Poor Grimy just can’t win.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

I don’t think so, Tim.

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

At least he still has 37 years to play with a Koosh ball