I can’t leave it at that. I have to add some details.

Both the empire and the rebels repeatedly made tactical decisions so stupid a five-year old would know better. The opening battle involved sending unprotected bombers against a ship with anti-bomber defences and keeping the enemy commander talking on the phone to delay his response. That works in a Mel Brooks movie, not in Star Wars.

They killed a fan-favourite character off-screen. What, was the puppet too old to reprise its role?

The empire’s main guy decided to chase the rebels down instead of destroying them immediately. For fun, I guess.

Phasma’s a badass. Except that she capitulates at the first sign of personal danger.

All Holdo had to say was “yes, there’s a plan. Not telling you what because of operational secrecy”. Instead she expected Poe to blindly follow orders when he’d already shown he couldn’t do that.

“Oh no, the sacred texts!” …that you attempted to burn a moment ago.

The Last Jedi.

I left the theatre angry that they spent enough money to take mankind back to the moon on something that stupid.

What’s your favourite soup recipe?

A photo of a woman wearing a mix of lingerie and plate armour.

I am advised by legal counsel to say no.

I had wild rabbit at a restaurant where the chef cooked meat he hunted himself. It had a really strong flavour I couldn’t quite name. I could see other people enjoying it, but not me personally.

There was a sign that warned diners to watch out for free prizes (shotgun pellets). I didn’t come across any, but I was wary of chewing too hard in case I did.

Need your professional opinion on something: what’s the best way to undermine the 12ft curtain wall protecting my enemy’s fortress?

My great-grandfather was a stone mason. My office happens to be inside a (non-military) wall he built.

My experience with Mint: “Guess I should research a solution for that minor annoyance - oh, they fixed it in an update.”

Seems like we’re getting what we wanted.

I hope this isn’t a monkey’s paw wish.

I’ve been dumber, but that was when I felt smarter.

Please don’t talk to the crowd in Trumpian style.

Why do some of the questions asked in this sub make it sound like the OP’s first day as a human being?

Who’s wasting it? Just wipe it off with a paper towel and you can use it on your crossword!

You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.

Some telcos are willing to guarantee that pager messages will arrive. No-one’s willing to guarantee shit for mobile phones.

None of these comments are life hacks. When did using a documented feature built into your software become a hack?

A case like that doesn’t concern me much. If AI has a place in art, it’s as a tool like that.

What I don’t get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

Lucid dreaming is like a real-life superpower.

There’s a trade-off, though. Apparently lucid dreaming does nothing for you in terms of resting.

I dreamed I was repairing laptops, only to have them stolen from me.

I sort of believe dreams hold meaning, but nothing significant. I often tend to dream about what’s bothering me in waking life.