Who’s wasting it? Just wipe it off with a paper towel and you can use it on your crossword!

You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.

Some telcos are willing to guarantee that pager messages will arrive. No-one’s willing to guarantee shit for mobile phones.

None of these comments are life hacks. When did using a documented feature built into your software become a hack?

A case like that doesn’t concern me much. If AI has a place in art, it’s as a tool like that.

What I don’t get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

Lucid dreaming is like a real-life superpower.

There’s a trade-off, though. Apparently lucid dreaming does nothing for you in terms of resting.

I dreamed I was repairing laptops, only to have them stolen from me.

I sort of believe dreams hold meaning, but nothing significant. I often tend to dream about what’s bothering me in waking life.

The user experience. The Windows user experience just gets worse and worse while Linux gets better and better.

My wife has been sick with a persistent respiratory infection for six weeks. I have a shoulder injury. We haven’t been staying on top of the cleaning. We finally admitted that the house smells like one of those caves you age cheese in, and booked a cleaner to put it back in good shape so we can just maintain it going forwards.

Last night, at my wife’s insistence, we tidied the house from top to bottom and wiped down the flat surfaces so the cleaner wouldn’t arrive to a messy house. 😟

In her defence, she kinda saw the irony of it.

But they’re in different uniforms. That’s nearly the same as flying a flag.

One of my acquaintances is a woman married to a woman, so I’d say we’ve at least made some advances in minding our own business.

If you’re shooting soup, better stick to bone broth. Anything chunkier will clog the needle.

Tggr.

People who use “can” to mean either “can” OR “can’t” and expect you to work out what they mean from context.

Trump’s name is almost certainly all over the Epstein files. I think there’s an argument to be made that using a tool like that puts you firmly in the “bad guy” camp.

Someone flammable, I bet.

I’m hoping for the duck era.

a DnD oneshot soon, and the theme is toxic masculinity

Sounds like… fun. Why do you want real-world problems in your games?

Sell 40 $1 raffle tickets with a $20 prize, I guess.