Hey guys, now think about it again but now you have 3 kids and a mortgage.

Even my doctor (in Germany) doesn’t speak English. And I’m in a very popular tourist area (the Black Forest). Also, nobody in Europe accepts cash dollars.

We’re noy excluding Elon, because he pushes fashist shit.

My parents said I was addicted to TV. So they told me I was allowed to watch 4 hours a week and I could pick the programs I wanted to watch from the TV magazine.

Turned out that this just meant I could watch the shows I wanted instead of them switching them off. I only had 3 favourite shows, I never watched anything else anyway.

Or my 83-year old mother in law. Most of the stuff that happens happens because she doesn’t read. She’ll just blindly click.

The annoying thing is that the nuclear power shills are out in full force. Even though we literally have too much solar power in a lot of areas.

Women are stubborn, men are determined.

I usually reply once. I don’t argue. I said what I said, bye.

It shouldn’t be legal. Yup, some parents do a great job. I know a couple of kids who got a great education and are both STEM students, but I also know three girls who can’t spell and are only capable of being married off. Or at least, that was the aim, only one of them consented to be married off and is now divorced.

And then there’s the JW kid who came to work with us and was in complete shock when he heard about gay people.

Let’s just say that when my kid badly hurt himself and I felt nothing I stopped taking Prozac.

Or they’re 13 years old.

You have to get “barista” milk, that doesn’t split.

Wash your goddamn hands after you pee. It splashes.

I’m in Germany and my cousin has his dad’s ashes at home and refuses to have them buried. We’ve given up trying to persuade him.

Two kids raped an eleven year old in the Netherlands, posted it online and they each got 5 days in prison.

What’s the point? In this case there was irrefutable proof and they still got away with it.

I work for the army. AI is a security risk.

That sounds fun (not the layoff, of course).

Prozac gave me hyperhidrosis that never went away. I sweat like a pig now when there’s the tiniest bit of humidity in the air.

Belarus and the UK also have that shitty voting system. The UK hasn’t had a government that reflects the actual population since 1918.

Especially the women.