TIL all Semites are in Israel’s government.
TIL all Semites are in Israel’s government.
As a German, you have my permission to haul me to Kiel.
half a liter of espresso, 3 cigarettes and 70mg of amphetamines.
I wish I was joking.
Holy shit, mine does that too. It’s how we got her, we went to the shelter to pick one and when we entered the cage with all the cats in it, she jumped on my shoulders.
Oh, it definitely is.
I tried to keep her off my stuff in the beginning. But she’s more stubborn than I am, and keeps trying again, for hours and days if necessary. At some point I just gave up.
Now, when she wants to sit down on the keyboard, I quickly lock it and accept that it’s time for a break and some scritches.
My cat managed to crash a fresh install of Debian Stable to an unrecoverable state, just by walking across the keyboard.
I had to reinstall, but of course she still got treats for doing such a good job as software tester.
What it feels like to chew 5Beans
I used to have an old Zenit ET. I loved that thing cause it had a small solar cell that powered the lightmeter (which was just an analog indicator moving over a scale).
So it needed no batteries.
When I moved to a new place I accidentally toppled an oak wood wardrobe which fell on the camera.
The wardrobe then had a hole in its back panel, the camera still worked fine.
I have an old Soviet mechanical wristwatch that cost 3€ on an Eastern German flea market.
Compared to other watches it sounds like a Diesel tractor, the bezel rotates freely and the wristband pulls my arm hair out.
When I wear it, it’s too fast and when I don’t wear it, it’s too slow.
But I only wear it during the day and take it off at night, and that way it’s been keeping perfect time for 15 years.
And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it’s European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.
I want to be in that room now.
I have free-roaming cats, so that’s a sound I wake up to regularly.
In the Battles of Xing and Lin-Kedin
Termux. A Debian-based Linux system running on top of unrooted Android.
It lets you interface with your phone’s functions (GPS, calls, etc.), and install packages to extend functionality.
Turned my phone into a mobile network troubeshooting device, lets me grep through my sms, and I can ssh into my server on the go.
With AnLinux you can install a full standard linux system in it, including a GUI, and connect to it with a VNC viewer. (AnLinux is just a helper script linking to some dude’s repo, so if you are at all security-minded, you can also bootstrap and install any Linux distro manually).
So you could have a Debian with Gnome desktop running on your unrooted phone.
This meme is optimized for Internet Explorer.
Magneto is a mutant who can manipulate magnetic fields.
Thor is a god.
If Magneto could move Thor’s hammer, anyone with a magnet could.
There’s also been a Republican campaign for years to actually try and make those votes not count.
the fur?