This is the kind of waste, fraud, and abuse that Elon was supposed to be getting rid of.

France underestimated the power of horny

question: is there something more than the expression evaluating to 11?

Trump on his way to make Android phones more popular (they’re not as highly tariffed)

my initials

Minecraft username I coined at the age of 8. The name speaks for itself.

for one, a person’s genitals are not necessarily a direct indication of their biological sex, even without considering bottom surgery

Google is about to sue you because they don’t want to lose their trademark.

You’re telling me that the GOP really is literally 1984

War is waged between governments and organizations. The death of civilians is an unavoidable side effect.

I think both Israel and Hamas need to calm tf down so that they can actually negotiate peace terms; but that ain’t happening so long as people send either side weapons.

What was the Fourth Reich?

I mean my point might be better made about Detroit and Windsor but you get the idea

banger of a background track starts

As a Canadian: stay the heck away the border because who knows if they’re gonna launch a missile at Niagara Falls, NY and hit Niagara Falls, ON?

You are using a Master Lock 607. It can be opened using a Master Lock 607. (smacks locks together, causing them to open)

— Trevor McNally, 2023

we all knew it

And that you’d never let them down.

Well, your best option is to switch to Linux