Kamela Harris: *judo CHOP* Your point has been rendered invalid, for you are incapacitated… Captain President, away!

Ha! Jokes on you. I speedran that shit by having my 3rd PTSD in my 30s… that’s one for my 10s, one for my 20s, and one for my 30s…

I hate this world, there is no god and I’d like to get off this planet please.

Banning things? Ban it.

So let’s be frank here: Nancy Pelosi’s Democrats need to die in a fire. The old guard must be set aside and a new team should take their place by spearheading the direction of the party.

Get ready for…

The Democratic Super Friends

Starring

• Pete Butigieg (White Man)
• Kamela Harris (Captain President)
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Plucky Latina)
• Bernie Sanders (Master Splinter)
• Elizabeth Warren (Super Mom)
• Cory Booker (Male Ratio)

These powers combined, maybe YOUNG people won’t be so disgusted by the democrats. That’s right, young people. That’s who the republicans were targeting. Get the millennial vote by making the Super Friends here a reality.

But nope, that would be too daring, too risque, too sexy - for the democrats. We gotta wheel out Schumer and exhume Dianne Feinatein to prop her up with duct tape in the house of representatives.

It’s the only way… to lose again lol

Woa, hey now. Too close. I think I’m going to have to back up a truckload of apologia. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP - is it there? Is it up to the line? Good.

Unloads why republics should be ethnically pure, but spun in a way that vaguely unsharps the truths jagged edge, while pining for a time gone by and fear mongering to whatever would be mob that could dawn balaclavas and facemasks to terrorize local neighborhoods with bigoted chants and flags in hand.

I say no, fascist, back to hell with you - and stay there. That is your home, that is where you should stay, forever and ever and ever - and if for some reason they should be let back out, it’s up to the entirety of the human species to slap them straight back down to the depths that they came from.

Give me liberty, or give me dead fascists - because the latter has a tendency to produce the former.

Because of the cuts. It’ll be a year or so of smooth sailing… then, as the chickens come home to roost: nosedive.