Did I write this

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

Magazines cost $14 now!

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

Obviously it’s a Tool concert. You’ll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn’t Rage Against the Machine or there’ll be Megadeth!

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I’m on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

“Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! …just not sure which ones as I can’t read any of their names.”

I cook Arch btw

ding!

We had an Apple computer in the late 80s/early 90s though I couldn’t tell you which one. I vaguely remember playing a game involving bear astronauts catching falling apples in baskets but have never been able to figure out what it was.

How dare you

Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I’ve watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it’s time.

Are all of your clients cats or just that one?

intentionally

PSA: All that crap after the ? is tracking bs and unnecessary so really your link only needs to be this long:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/150478626420

Thanks for the thoughtful reply!

This happened many years ago now and I don’t have contact info for them or much desire to find out if they’re less of an asshole now. I would’ve thought if they were interested in returning it to me they would’ve done so at my request back in the day so I imagine asking again now wouldn’t make much of a difference.

I’m not too broken up about it; a much better friend who heard the story got me a used GBA and a couple of games for my birthday a while ago so I’ve managed to rebuild some of my collection. Mostly just upset that someone who stole from me called my character into question when I requested my stuff back. It made me feel like all the time I’d spent helping them with their issues was a waste of my time seeing as they were so quick to make me responsible for their own bad behavior.