thagomizer
i’m probably baked
thagomizer
this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
kicking heroin
yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag
it’s never too hot for hot coffee
don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice
I just use witch hazel
somebody else’s kidney
is reusable, because it never works
diaphragms are for pussies
parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute
condoms
yeah, I don’t entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don’t care
what I’d rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.
I might always have the potential to become an addict again, that doesn’t mean that I’m always an addict.
Futurama. used to be Dan Carlin podcasts
you skipped over the part where PETA was infiltrated by a spy ring paid for by Barnum & Bailey and run by the former third highest ranking member of the CIA (who had been convicted of lying to Congress), using their operatives to, among other things, do and encourage behaviors that make the organization look extreme. this allowed it to be taken over by unstable fanatics and successfully destroyed its reputation
eh, it’s bad for your teeth if you overuse or use too high a concentration of peroxide, but I think the line between actually getting your teeth white and using too much is pretty thin
whitening toothpaste has the same active ingredient as regular toothpaste. some will have peroxide, but you would need to brush your teeth for significantly longer than 5 minutes for it to start working
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