Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.

Like they’ll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company’s shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed

I’m not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it’s not happening if they haven’t decided by now :(

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

he brainwashed so many people

glad he’s neck deep in shit at the moment

but every time I see a headline with his name that doesn’t include some variation of “passes away at age”, my blood pressure rises a little bit.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

whatd he do

I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water

I see a lot of posts from @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world.

They post good memes, insightful comments, moderates a few communities I think.

probably not a real squid though, I don’t think they got internet in the ocean

especially in a police interrogation room

untreatable knee pain speedrun

ah the Cosby technique

I believe in you OP

Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds