Try to goonover the world

Thanks. I realized after the comment that the term has gone out of fashion

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!

Oops. Thanks

It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular

Sitting in the window seat on a flight to work in Florida. The sun was setting and the sky was gorgeous. Full flight.

The lady next to me was somewhat disheveled and sad. Noticed the ankle bracelet and that she didn’t speak English with the flight attendant when trying to ask for help.

She noticed me marveling at the display outside and said “beauty”. A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to very separate destinations. She cried. I cried. Used Google translate to say “sorry we make this difficult for you. I hope for the best”

The flight home was another gorgeous and full sunset flight. Another lady sitting next to me, both soaking in the beauty. She was a little older with what seemed to be her husband, both dressed to a T.

A ‘no engles’ and a ‘no Espanol’ later, we fumble through enjoying a sunset together. Just two humans traveling together to somewhat similar destinations.

Such a beautifull tragic things humans can be.

Well…

Maybe I don’t really wanna know

You say that like it’s a bad thing

The same game 99.999% of people that played it are stuck on: Super Ghouls n Ghosts

Going alone? On a wide body if the middle has 4 or 5 seats, move to an inside aisle seat next to a couple or group of three, respectively. They’re more likely to disturb each other to get up for bathroom breaks than you. If you can do this with one seat between, that seat will be one of the last to fill.

I love me some window seats, but on the long haul it sucks to have to wake peeps to go take a piss.

Do get up and walk the plane. Your legs will thank you.

Buy a little sign that sticks on your seat to let the flight attendants know to wake you for food or do not disturb.

I’d be popping balloons like any good monkey should

Soon? We’ve moved on already

As per my email dated…

I end all my work emails with "Thanks* and let the inflection be my own

Cut

I’m just an ignorant dirty American.

Can I get an ELi5 on how to use this model?

Telemetry data will still be saved in the car systems, but not broadcast anywhere. So not too bad

Oh, I don’t think people like me have anything to do with it. I’d vote, I’ll vote

I’m happy to have been incorrect

Happy to be incorrect. Though a year ago would have been much better

Bloons:td6