Help, I can’t see my baby. I put them down on the grass and now they’re gone!
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Wizard: I shall also wear armour.
Fantasy lore: no, you can’t wear that.
Wizard: why? I’m going to be fighting too. I don’t want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.
Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn’t be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I’m sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•**Mission Accomplished.**3·1 month agoFake Italian. Olive oil just makes them stronger.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Belgium Targets Internet Archive's 'Open Library' in Sweeping Site Blocking OrderEnglish213·2 months agoIt’s bizzare, you started off by saying “No” in a willful display of poor social skills but then went on to say very little that I’ve disagreed with.
I mean, I didn’t say that each country didn’t have their own lobby, now did I?
The pressure and the money to actually change things and control your country’s entire online media narrative is controlled by a very small number of US companies. They use this power to rig elections and force law like the above through. I understand that wi be difficult reading for some Americans who don’t like that they’re now the colonising Empire but, that doesn’t change that the main problem with sorting our own digital data laws hasn’t been meddling by American business interests.
Have you got anything more than “I don’t like this. So, it isn’t true?”
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•US media barely touches Epstein links with Israeli intelligence8·2 months agoYou can’t get into bed with both the sicilian and Jewish mob and expect to come out clean. For those interested in finding out a little more:
“Operation gladio”
“One nation under blackmail”
Our American neighbours, over the pond, are in for one hell of a ride. At least you have all that coffee ready, for when you make up.
We sure are looking forward to having our friend and ally back.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Belgium Targets Internet Archive's 'Open Library' in Sweeping Site Blocking OrderEnglish411·2 months agoYou say this as if the problem isn’t American corporations and pooled special interests bribing, blackmail and rig elections in every country they can until they get what they want.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•AI chatbots are becoming popular alternatives to therapy. But they may worsen mental health crises, experts warnEnglish13·2 months agoBut, if people chat privatelywith each other in public spaces, how are we meant to control the conversation and tell people what to think?
No, A.I. generated kompromat-capture is the only possible way people can receive therapy.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety BillEnglish11·2 months agoWhy would the tories oppose thier own bill?
I don’t think you’re fully aware of all the factors here.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety BillEnglish11·2 months ago“Oh, i see. You want to help paedophiles do you? Why do you hate children then, hey? Of course keef comes out to help the Jimmy Savile brigade again.”
Congratulations, you just lost the media narrative and now all but one paper is going to write about how all the things that hurt every child in the UK is your fault, for the next 3 years. The whole system is compromised and they’re passengers, only a little more engaged than we are.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•UK households could face VPN 'ban' after use skyrockets following Online Safety BillEnglish41·2 months agoThis makes me feel like they were in a bind here. The so called “online safety bill” was a tory concoction that took years to pass through the courts because of how invasive it is and how anyone could easily bypass it.
If labour want to stop it, they’ll be accused of not wanting to protect children.
Whatever anyone thinks of labour, I’d ask people to ask themselves, if you were in that position, what option do they have other than to let it play out as the spectacular failure it was always going to be and making sure everyone knows who’s fault that was afterwards?
And ghosts too. You’d think we’d all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.
We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don’t believe in themselves?
Edit: also bigfoot: “no way, those MFs will make we work a job. You ain’t catching me with that!”
I feel like you missed step one there, mate.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•ChatGPT "Absolutely Wrecked" at Chess by Atari 2600 Console From 1977English2·3 months agoIn other news, my toaster absolutely wrecked my T.V. at making toast.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•GitHub is Leaking Trump’s Plans to 'Accelerate' AI Across GovernmentEnglish15·3 months agoJust like the UK, it always has been. It really screws with the narrative of billionaires trying not to pay for the health, infrastructure and welfare that allows them to extract their wealth.
The first rule of colonisation is to make the colonised pay for their colonisation. It’s just that we all, collectively, forget that our governments colonise at home too.
Say goodbye to the old school, ergh, boring - I hate school!
Say HELLO to the patriot Mcschool of dreams, brought to you in association with Coca-Cola - to ensure your patriot Mcschool dreams have Real magic - providing children with the very best school-like experience and for prices lower than you’d expect.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.worldto Science Memes@mander.xyz•[OC] Acetone: A ThreadEnglish2·6 months agoHow else am I supposed to get rid of the agar huh?
We got football, pints and coke for that, mate
Wait a minute
Youd be hard pushed to find many who weren’t
So true and it’s a great to remind them of that sort of thing.
You know, you’d think all of the people who say it’s purely down to genetics would be natural allies with, you know, molecular biologists (applied genetics). They’d be all like “it’s a Y chromosome or nothing” and the biologists would be all like “yeah chromosomes!” because we fucking love chromosomes but no. In fact, it’s noticeably absent when you start to think about it.
I wonder why that might be?
The short answer is “because it’s infinitely more complicated than that.”
Just because you carry the genetic code for anything at all, it doesn’t mean you’ll express it. The default setting for our DNA is off. So, if something isn’t telling it to transcribe, it won’t do it. A whole load of reasons could cause that, even before we get to mutations and partial expression or chimeras etc.
Anyway, what i mean is yeah, this meme!
Edit: also, don’t beleive the AI. Early fetuses are female, until the Y is activated. You could have an inactivated Y and the fetus could be a woman capable of having children. The default setting is female, not intersex. It could be either but unless a specific event happens, it will always be female. It’s a subtle but important difference. This means that all fetuses are female and then turn into a male.