I do.

great white shark

I see what you did here.

I don’t know exactly, I’ll just be myself.

You are hereby accepted to SexyTimesPorn Co.

Oh my god, the good ol’ stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.

Observe: https://metric-time.com/

Welp, it is like Kelvin, just with Fahrenheit step.

1. Nestle products (I am bad at explaining why, and would just again end up researching their shit for 2 hours)
2. Alcoholic drinks - kills braincells, and I’d prefer to keep both
3. Cigarettes or vapes
4. Closed-source software licenses (for personal use)
5. Digital content that does not come on physical media
6. Hardware with license-unlockable components (e.g. some networking equipment may limit throughput unless you pay more)

Maybe they have some dumb animals?
Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:

“I don’t give a crap what you do when you’re not here.” Coach dives right in. “Ladies, guys, livestock, whatever. What I care about is when it becomes a distraction that makes my job harder. Are you trying to make my job harder?”

“No, sir.” I dismiss the image conjured up by him saying “livestock.” “My agent issued that statement without my authorization.”

And yeah, they also eat meat.

Mad max? I don’t know, the info is from my ass.

Tastes too watery in my opinion.
I actually like soy milk more, in fact more than normal milk.

Although that may depend on the brand, and I don’t know what it does with ice cream.

Unfortunately, they soy milk stuff makes my mouth itchy, throat scratchy, and gives a bit of a funny feeling to my stomach, and flushing it down with water doesn’t help.
Maybe I shouldn’t…, meh. I already had to leave out most of fruit due to this. Ironically, no issues with pineapples and kiwis. I’ve heard someone say the pineapple core is just trash because it makes their tongue numb and is just hard anyway. I’ll just chew it and the only drawback is having to floss afterwards.

It’s edited or AI based on another image.

#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
step1:  /*Step 1*/ printf("Be attractive\n");
        /*Step 2*/ printf("Don't be unattractive\n");
        /*Step 3*/ goto step1;
}

Task succeeded failury

Sure

Huh? I was just randomly searching for something like this yesterday.

But why add unnecessary complexity?
Like analog clocks are fine, they show time progress in a way digital don’t.

But why read it in that more convoluted way? Like, I can tell you that you have 10100_bin seconds to answer some question, and you can tell that’s 20 seconds, but why the fuck do it that way. The only time it’s “five minutes till quarter to four in the afternoon” rather than 15:40 is when writing an assay, perhaps.

OK, I want this.

I’ve had, and honestly still do have issue with reading it rather than understanding. At least the way I was taught, it just sounds really weird, like 15:40 being “5 minutes till quarter to 4 in the afternoon”.
I don’t need to think about “fifteen forty”.