Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

Ok, and yes, but from the part Medical Science does not work that way I read the rest in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Medical Science does not work that way!! Goodnight!

The loose panels, the wires falling out… that sounds like my last car

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Terrible, hahaha

Like the clown handkerchiefs?

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

What kind of frame?

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

That misspelling means you’ve been mispronouncing it, too. (Not in a way that would be noticeable.)

It sounds like he is almost able to talk, such speach-like sounds in there!

I’m not moving to Denmark and I’m Dutch but this was an interesting read! Thanks for writing it.

Dutch people stumbling in here, confused