𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

Former War Thunder Player Here. I feel your pain.

I’m sorry.

On paper D&D 5e and Pathfinder 2e.

On PC Darktide, Ready Or Not and Satisfactory.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

Oh, all’s well, friend. Long story short: Mega heavy depression from early teens, diagnosed in my early twenties after years of substance abuse, tried to off myself, odyssey of therapists, got better for some years, got bad again, got a great psychiatrist, got on some fantastic meds that we tweak occasionally (got rid of the sweaty pills).

I’m in my thirties, have a family, life is good (apart from /late-stage capitalism and my countries slow and seemingly inevitable decline into fascism).

Thanks, it’s well under control now, but I had some shit years, not gonna lie.

My ABCC11 gene is in it’s recessive AA form.

Which is more common in Asians, but I am European. This means my earwax is almost white and completely dry, which makes it just crumble/flake out. But more importantly, my sweat is almost odourless. I am a bigger dude and sweat a lot as it is. When I used to take a certain medication that made me sweat insane amounts I would literally be wet above the belt when I walked a minute. No stank. I check regularly and have my partner check my smell but I legit have to shower more often because my hair is greasy than because of body odour. When I had super short hair the thing that made me want to shower is when my skin gets oily, which happens after about five days. I still shower every other day because hygiene, but it’s a really nice perk.

Don’t be too jealous though, nature balanced that out with heaps of mental health issues.

Jets’N’Guns
Rebel Galaxy
Hardspace Shipbreaker

Hm, space ship games…

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?

Not a fan of olives.

Alright, that’s it. Get out.

We have frozen pizzas that look similar, they’re called “American Style”.

Also, Naples pizza is different from Roman pizza and so on. Tiny country compared to anything North American, but very different cultures. North and South Italians barely consider each other the same kind of people.

Luckily I live closer to Italy than to the US.

If you put your cheese on top of the other pizza toppings you should be institutionalised.

How has no one said SoundCloud?

Used to be mostly remixes and DJ sets, but nowadays almost all artists got their music their also. Most of that is behind the premium paywall, but it’s only €10 a month.