Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down19
arrow-up1188arrow-down1message-squareWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoAnd toilet paper – clean asses. Benzin – clean roads. Drugs – cemeteries. Alcohol – liver.
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 month agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThose guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoSigns of depression: holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face having children show you drawings of happy people being constantly stuck in the rain
And toilet paper – clean asses.
Benzin – clean roads.
Drugs – cemeteries.
Alcohol – liver.
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
hairy cartoon animal butts
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
Those guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
The ones with the bears
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
Signs of depression:
holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face
having children show you drawings of happy people
being constantly stuck in the rain
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