Funny how my brain suddenly fears death, when I’ve been feeling kinda suicidal… but all the sudden, now my brain has decreed: “wait, fuck, actually death is bad, dont wanna die yet… aaaahhhh”
Can you imagine the horrors of SURVIVING an apocalypse… then you have no internet anymore cuz… um… you know… everyone is very DEAD.
I have a drug addiction… addicted to DOPAMINE…
My Photosynthesis¹ is turning Internet-Rays into the rare and legendary DOPAMINE
(¹Internet Light-Ray Photosynthesis --> Interaysynthesis?)
Like can you imagine doing things like gasps read books? …as entertainment in an apocalypse? Books? Stare at dead trees? The fuck?
(Speaking of books… I feel like physical books transmit too much viruses… DRM-Free Ebooks FTW!.. I mean woukd you even touch a book smeared with zombie blood/puke? ewww… sorry my germophobia is kicking in again)
Very funnily-written post.
Interaysynthesis indeed…
Well, no, I’m not scared. I trust the experts, and they say it’s not cause for concern, because it’s not highly contagious and requires extended contact with the infected to become infected yourself. I’m scared for the well-being of the people on the ship, but I’m hoping the Spanish government and the people of the Canary Islands can help there.
I’m very disappointed in Cape Verde, speaking of.