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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon's date has a third degree burn

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Anon's date has a third degree burn

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

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      Would you rather bleed out?

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        • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

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            4 months ago

            Lethal Company masked behavior

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        I don’t think you can bleed out through a finger

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          Why not? Your body cant produce blood that fast. If it doesnt stop bleeding you can bleed out through any wound. Especially if you happen to have thin blood.

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            Fingers are small and peripheral.

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        i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it’s obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

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      i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

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        thanks for understanding what i was talking about :3

        but seriously, i got 2 replies talking like i was doing anti-medicine propaganda or something

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        ,

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          ’

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      I love it when people who know nothing about medicine argue against the good medical practice of putting pressure on a bleeding wound :3

      Stfu.

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        i love it when i talk sarcasticaly about liking pain and someone thinks it’s anti-medicine propaganda :3

        no u

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          I love it when you imply that a neuro divergent person would need to be able to identify unlabeled sarcasm on the internet. :3

          Nice ableism, bud.

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            i love it when i explain a joke to someone who didnt understand it and get called ableist for it :3

            and wdym by unlabeled sarcasm? i thought the “:3” was enough to show someone isn’t being serious. like, seriously, we’ve been using “:3” to do that for this entire thread

            also how was i even supposed to know you’re neurodivergent?!?

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            sarcasm = ableism

            Huh?

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              Twisting my words and using red herrings won’t make a point, it just shows your stupidity.

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                Take a chill pill bro this is a greentext thread, no reason to bring out the “this will make me look smart” book 😃

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                  Yeah the fact that you think that basic surface knowledge of fallacies “makes me look smart” doesn’t give confidence about your intelligence, bud.

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