A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!
Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!
Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.
You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i’ve set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???
Most boyfriends will come back home if they accidentally escape. Make sure to put a bell on your boyfriend’s collar so if he does get out he doesn’t decimate the local bird population.
I’m a big boyfriend, all growed up, I can make hot pocket and peanut butter sandwich.
That sounds amazing rn [8]
Have you considered breast feeding?
have you considered migrating back to reddit, so our eyes don’t have to read such comments like this one?
There is a “ignore” button if you don’t like it. 🙄
have you considered irony?
Was your comment supposed to be ironic? Perhaps you should read the definition of “irony”.
let me introduce you to sarcasm then, a form of irony; you seem nice /s.
Have you considered maybes that your comment just wasn’t all that funny?
Feed me something healthy so I don’t die at 40
I’m over 40 and only eat pizza bites, KD, and poutine. I’ve never had a single health related…aggggggggggggggggggggggg
agggggggggggggggg
He must have died while typing …
At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to write “aggggggggggggggggggggggg.” He’d just say it!
Perhaps he was dictating
To this day, the “Now with FLAVOR!” part still kills me.
