I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

bees@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

I am not a builder… but that does not seem right

vrek@programming.dev · 13 天前

To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”

podperson@lemm.ee · 13 天前

Standard dad calibration technique.

WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 12 天前

I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 13 天前

I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 13 天前

I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 12 天前

Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 12 天前

It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 12 天前

See? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 天前

I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪

Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 12 天前

Dad v2.0

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”

Willy@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.

Hupf@feddit.org · 12 天前

https://xkcd.com/952/