bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoI am not a builder… but that does not seem rightsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up1717arrow-down15
arrow-up1712arrow-down1imageI am not a builder… but that does not seem rightsh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square116linkfedilink
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up206·27 days agoTo verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”
minus-squareWoodScientist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·26 days agoI do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.
minus-squarewise_pancake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·27 days agoI don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·27 days agoI do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
minus-squareAFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 days agoJust think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·26 days agoIt’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.
minus-squareAFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·26 days agoSee? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·27 days agoI bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·27 days agoI taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
minus-squareWilly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·27 days agoI always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoWell that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”
Standard dad calibration technique.
I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.
I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.
See? That’s the spirit! I’m glad you seem to be finding your groove without too much suffering.
I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪
Dad v2.0
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
https://xkcd.com/952/