AbuTahir@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comexternal-linkmessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down17
arrow-up1237arrow-down1external-linkMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comAbuTahir@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-squareFeddinat0r@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down2·20 days agoPlease dont show that my wife
minus-squaresramder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·20 days agoBecause you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·20 days agoWife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
minus-squareLittle8Lost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 days agodo you at least get some back?
minus-squarey0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·20 days agoMan’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too? /s lol
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down4·edit-220 days agohave you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her? just pretend you’re dead and she might go away. edit:
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 days agoSegue into sexy time
Please dont show that my wife
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
do you at least get some back?
Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.
edit:
Second that
Segue into sexy time