Paladin: Come at last for your blood sacrifice, heathen?
Warlock: Disonia is a vegan god of chaos, not that I expect zealots to understand doctrinal nuance. No, I’m here to talk, you goodies like to talk right?
Paladin: … perhaps…
Warlock: Can we agree that sometimes there are lesser and greater evils? We’re putting together an expedition into the Dark Lands. A crusade, if you prefer…
Warlock, tapping on cage lock: Wakey wakey
Paladin: Come at last for your blood sacrifice, heathen?
Warlock: Disonia is a vegan god of chaos, not that I expect zealots to understand doctrinal nuance. No, I’m here to talk, you goodies like to talk right?
Paladin: … perhaps…
Warlock: Can we agree that sometimes there are lesser and greater evils? We’re putting together an expedition into the Dark Lands. A crusade, if you prefer…
Considering the month, that first line can change the entire meaning of this post.