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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

Anon gets a blood transfusion

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Anon gets a blood transfusion

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    consensual

    Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe because the consensual one isn’t usually mind-blowing?

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

        • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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          Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      That’s the whole point

  • Atropos@lemmy.world
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    This is why I donate blood

    • babybus@sh.itjust.works
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      This is why I donate sperm.

  • lowleekun@ani.social
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    Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

  • MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world
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    A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

  • ODuffer @lemmy.world
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    I’m O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such ‘luck’.

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      Eww, why are you inside a baby?

    • Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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      Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn’t aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.

      https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358

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    How does one run low on blood?

    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      Anemia

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

    • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

    • TwanHE@lemmy.world
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      Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

  • MurderCapitalism@feddit.org
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    This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.

  • IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world
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    Could be blood of a qt girl so anon got the threesome.

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