Michaelangelo was but a baboon with a brush in his gooch compared to the likes of your artistry.

I have no idea what any of that means

Fitting

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

That’s a good point, I guess.

Why are you so upset all of a sudden? Are you ok?

You just used, “No true Scotsman…” in its original usage.

My parents took a DNA test and that’s what it said, so I didn’t mean to offend you.

I hope whatever is upsetting you so much passes, amigo. Chill out. No one cares.

Yeah that

Oh, no way you just said that! No way, dude! I can’t believe you just said that!

You’re here. Is that not enough hope?

The best part about chrome is that you don’t have to have it

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

RFK Jr.: You need meds? What’re you gay?

Horseshoe crabs got it alllll figured out.

Umm…no Lemmy is very Anti-American.

Don’t you have currywurst to tend to?

Found the kraut

I’m willing to try it. They did fish and chips right. I’m a white dude of mostly Scottish decent. It’s probably right up my alley.

Fists people. But in all seriousness, it looks like their favorite thing to do is be a dick to people on Lemmy.

Probably best they stay away from children.

I’m sorry, but every human being from every generation has suffered from fear for their children. The future is always unknown. There’s always been a looming future doom. The future of the climate is unprecedented, but so was the advent of the nuclear bomb. So was the advent of the trebuchet. So was the advent of steel.

The only certainty about the future is uncertainty. While absolutely terrifying, my view on it was even though it’s scary, I’ll give it a shot.

I do fear for my children’s future, but so has every human who ever had children. I enjoy the here and now and carry the hope that masses truly care for each other and always will.