

High five! I’m dad
High five! I’m dad
I think I just summoned something
Hank Hill is often reasonable and would likely come around. If only conservatives were actually like him.
That’s what I mean. It’s boring but you can do it for hours. Most other boring things people will just quit and do something else.
But it’s a satisfying boredom, weirdly enough
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
Dang I thought smartphones provided temporary relief from germ theory. Stupid dumbphones.
”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”
You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”
Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
You wouldn’t comb a rock
Bonus points: what’s olive oil in your language?
Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.
Nice. But I also meant in real life
Let’s start a lemmite anti-tech community ironically full of tech nerds
Where the funy
We need an executive order to stop this
How much do you know about feminism?
How many times do I have to spell it out for you chargpt? S-T-R-A-R-W-B-E-R-R-Y-R