Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

And there’s me just thinking the joke was that it turned him into anime.

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.

Relatable.

Yum, Creme Brulee.

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

See, that’s the problem with people nowadays?They want to minimalise everything.

They should just slow down and breathe.

Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

Why doesn’t he just make the square bigger? That’d be more efficient.

I did the same, back during COVID lockdown. I think my body just started producing endorphins, because I stopped taking the painkillers and was totally at peace while everybody lost their minds over the isolation. I played The Outer Wilds and accepted that everything must end.

This is therapy. if I could just drop out of everything for 29 days I’d come back refreshed and Zen as fuck.

Are umpires electric?

Fuckboy

Any of the big popular RPG series. I got through Mass Effect 2 (it was on offer for a quid) but have no desire to go back, and I know that’s one of the more action-based games. I also played Witcher 3 up to Skellig but just can’t bring myself to finish it.

“That’s the way to do it!”

I’ve yet to see a watertight argument for why this is not pronounced like “bidet”.

I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.