Deep-fried Mars Bar or Deep-fried Kebab?

What about the game though?

They’ve just got to dig a hole down through the core of the planet and then drop craft down the hole to “slingshot” them into orbit.

I’m more bothered by there being ads inserted in podcasts when I’m a paying customer tbh

Oh yes! He was a massive formative influence on me, lost way too soon.

They should do The Post II where brave patriotic journalists fight to do the bidding of the new regime against the disapproval of the Woke deep state, starring Kid Rock and Melania.

It’s like the weird bit from Ender’s Game where his siblings become internet trolls pretending to be in opposition to each other, except within one guy, within one house.

Thought this was going to be Spock nerve pinching the boombox punk haha

Where is your breakfast now?

Judging by Australian government statements the US never even made formal requests for assistance to its allies anyway. Dunno if Hegseth just didn’t know how to do this and no-one competent saw fit to inform him - I can buy that he told Donny he had though.

Science is just when magic sublimates onto the current space-time substrate.

Why is it a random picture of Will Ferrell though? Why are recent memes like this?

Does the US need to get a sponsor it can turn to for motivation when it feels like bombing a country again?

Huh, apparently it’s my curse to try to read meaning into every nuance of writing, regardless of whether any was intended. Stupid authors for training us to do this.

Earth 2 exists, except it’s twice the size of Earth and could be a scorched wasteland for all we know.

That one’s more like we climb into their dinner bowl dressed as food and start flapping our limbs around.

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Is “Came Up” capitalised as in “coming up on E”?

I’m more annoyed by the spelling tbh