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      22 days ago

      the plan is to go hide in their bunkers & safe spotss while civilization collapses from climate change and then come out of their bunkers later to then continue dominating the remaining 2% of humanity that survived the fallout on the surface.

      writing this out makes me wish that i was making this up rn.

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        22 days ago

        I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

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            22 days ago

            The Maori got there by sea in the first place. Time to start practicing with a sextant and charts.

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              22 days ago

              the maori did it by building upon thousands of years of experience and technology, while we’ll be starting all over from zero with a whole new global dark age; only the people in the bunkers will know how to do it and where the bunkers are.

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          22 days ago

          we would have to re-learn how to make planes; relearn how to pump oil to fuel them; and relearn how to make powerful enough weapons again after the apocalypse so we can fly to their island bunker fortresses and fight off their private armies to do that.

          and that’s assuming that we can collectively remember where the bunkers are located; we don’t even know where most of them are right now.

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          22 days ago

          how deranged can you be until you can’t be satisfied anymore.

          i imagine that would be the dr evil guy in the epstein files. lol