gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWalmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square137linkfedilinkarrow-up1489arrow-down17
arrow-up1482arrow-down1imageWalmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.sh.itjust.worksgigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square137linkfedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoEven better without the pepsi, as all things are.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month ago“And for you?” “I’ll have a Coke” “Is Pepsi ok?” “No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???” runs out of the resteraunt sobbing “…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoNarrator: It was about the Pepsi.
minus-squareMalfeasant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·30 days agoAll I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThat is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.
Even better without the pepsi, as all things are.
“And for you?”
“I’ll have a Coke”
“Is Pepsi ok?”
“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
Narrator: It was about the Pepsi.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
That is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.