• inkblade@lemmy.world
    111·
    10 days ago

    Even if a creator exists, I reckon that it has long forgotten that it made this shitty planet.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
      10·
      10 days ago

      “Hey G-man, those creatures you made are getting out of control.”

      “Huh? What crea- Oh. Oh fuck. That was supposed to be thrown out 3 millenia ago. I fucking forgot. It’s probably all rotten and moldy now.”

      • jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip
        3·
        9 days ago

        “How the fuck did they manage to coat the entire planet in asbestos and lead?! Gonna have to quarantine that one…”