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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoUnfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood. Make a constitution roll.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 years agoSave failed. You now live for 60 years instead of 2000. Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoWell that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoI heard it was patented Smartfood™
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
I heard it was patented Smartfood™