Meme in a format “chads vs soyaks”:
Chads - Polish idioms
- Whore will not rip off head off of a whore
- You ask a boar if they shits in the woods
- Flies are pooping, spring is coming
- Grandma’s shitting has ended
Soyaks - English Idioms
- Every cloud has a silver lining
- In the eyeof the beholder (with image of soyakish dnd beholder)
- Once in a blue moon
- Elehant in the room (image of soyak elephant)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
My favorite variation on this I ever heard came from one of my coworkers a few jobs ago. I forget the exact context, but:
“Hey [Name], can you get this done?”
“Can the Pope’s dick fit through a donut?”
“…I don’t know?”
“Exactly 😎👉”
People in glass houses sink ships
People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.
Do people in glass houses shit in the woods?
Does the pope live in a glass house?
A penny saved is worth two in the bush.
(This mix and match shit has got to go)
Loose lips shouldn’t throw stones
Does a bear shit in the Pope’s hat?
You make a mean caucasian, Jackie
Why you keep askin’ me that? Where his holiness does his business, is his business.
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Sometimes
Does he?