• MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    If you stil have to go to the grocery store you just have a different job. In the real “queen life” your assistants do the shopping for you.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 hours ago

      You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

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        Mate I did the same for a long time. I’m just saying the meme is odd because it makes it sound like supermarkets at noon are empty, they aren’t and you’re most likely never going to be the hottest person there.

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      3 hours ago

      Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk

      I’ve got the flu, no time to talk

      Muzak loud and samples warm, I’ve been coughing loud

      Since this morn

      And now it’s all right, it’s okay

      And you may look the other way

      But we can try to understand

      This NyQuil dose effect on man

      -Staggeringly High Fever

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 hours ago

    Last year I was having a lot of threesomes with my bf and other people for days straight and my gf would say I just reek of cum… I went into a trader Joe’s and the looks I got… I was glowing. I don’t know exactly why each person was staring, but I was glad none of the dads asked me about the bruises. It was fun and I felt powerful. Last year was a good year.